Have you met Art Vandelay? He's an importer/exporter, architect, and obscure Village writer. Say Vandelay!!! At Vandelay Industries, George Costanza, our star latex salesman, navigates the high-stakes world of rubber goods with unparalleled neuroses. Whether dodging Kramer’s wild schemes or perfecting the art of doing nothing, George ensures every shipment—from pens to pretzels—screams Vandelay quality. Need latex? He’s your guy, unless he’s napping in his office or arguing about soup. Trust in

Meet Jerry Seinfeld, part-time comedian, full-time client of Vandelay Industries! At Seinfeld’s Super Collectibles, Jerry ships Superman memorabilia to Europe and Japan, powered by Vandelay’s import-export prowess. From rare Kryptonite figurines to vintage capes, they deliver—faster than a black-and-white cookie ends Jerry’s vomit streak! Why Superman? What’s the deal with heroes?! With Vandelay, Jerry’s collectibles soar, and his streak? Untouched since ’93!

Meet Mr. Lippman, client of Vandelay Industries! At Lippman’s Muffin Empire, he’s exporting muffin tops to Japan, powered by Vandelay’s import-export brilliance. From blueberry to bran, they ship faster than Jerry racing his elementary school nemesis! Why tops? Stumps are for chumps! With Vandelay, his muffins wow Japanese businessmen—who nap in Kramer’s drawers and soak in his hot tub. Lippman’s tops are doing great, unlike his yogurt flop or his crush on Elaine!